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Country		TERMS AND CONDITIONS Contact Information This website, Pilatesnun.com, is operated by Pilates Powerhouse N.W., L.L.C., a Washington limited liability company (the “Company”), and all questions and inquires about this website should be directed to: Pilates Powerhouse N.W., L.L.C. 111 West John St. Suite 304 Seattle, WA 98119-4208 Telephone – (206) 525-7769 Offer and Acceptance The purpose of this website is to provide you with information regarding the services and products offered by the Company strictly for your personal and noncommercial use. For instance, you are specifically not authorized by the Company to use information from this website to teach or train others about Pilates. This website and all its images and text are offered to you by the Company subject to and conditioned upon your acceptance without modification of these Terms and Conditions. Your use of this website constitutes your acceptance of and agreement to comply with all of these Terms and Conditions. Reservation of Rights The Company reserves the right to make updates, improvements and/or changes to this website and its contents at any time, including these Terms and Conditions without prior notice to you. Please consult the “Terms and Conditions” page of the website each time you view or use this website. Any rights not expressly granted by the Company herein are reserved. Notice Not to Use Website If you do not agree with any of these Terms and Conditions, do not use this website because you will be completely responsible for all charges, fees, duties, taxes, and assessments arising out of your use of this website and for all damages arising from your breach of these Terms and Conditions. Copyrights and Trademarks The entire website content, including but not limited to all of the page headers, images, illustrations, graphics, audio clips, video clips, and text, are subject to trademark, service mark, trade dress, copyright and/or other intellectual property rights or licenses held by the Company or by third parties who have licensed their materials to the Company. These contents are copyrighted as a collective work under U.S. copyright laws, and the Company owns a copyright in the selection, coordination, arrangement and enhancement of these contents. The contents of this website are intended only for personal and noncommercial use by the website users. Therefore you may download, print and store selected portions of these contents; provided, however, you: (i) only use these copies of the contents for your own personal and noncommercial use; (ii) do not copy or post the content on any network computer or broadcast the content in any media; and (iii) do not modify or alter the content in any way, or delete or change any copyright or trademark notice. The Company is expressly not transferring or assigning to you any right, title or interest in any downloaded materials and the Company reserves complete title and full intellectual property rights in the website contents that you have downloaded from this website. Except as expressly provided for above, you are not authorized to copy, download, reproduce, modify, publish, distribute, transmit, transfer or create derivative works from the website content without first obtaining written permission from the Company. Any attempt to infringe upon or to circumvent these copyrights, trademarks, service marks, trade names or other intellectual property rights held by the Company will subject the infringing individual or organization to severe criminal and civil penalties as prescribed by law. Disclaimers While the Company endeavors to maintain the accuracy of the website’s contents, the Company does not warrant that the website contents is, or will be, accurate, reliable or current. Therefore by using this website you acknowledge your understanding that: (i) the some of the contents on this website may contain inaccuracies or errors and may be changed or updated by the Company without prior notice to you; (ii) all contents of this site are provided on an “AS IS” basis; and (iii) the Company MAKES NO WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED REGARDING THE USE OF THIS WEBSITE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. In addition, the Company does not warrant that the website, or the server which makes it available to you, will be free of viruses or other harmful elements. Any such warranties are expressly disclaimed. Furthermore by using this web site you acknowledge and agree that no professional advice is being provided on the website and that your use should not be construed as a substitute for consultations with qualified professionals regarding your particular needs. Limitations on Damages IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMPANY, ITS MEMBERS, MANAGERS, EMPLOYEES OR AFFILIATED ORGANIZATIONS, BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR OTHER CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH YOUR USE OF THIS WEBSITE, OR YOUR USE OF ANY OTHER WEBSITE TO WHICH IT IS LINKED, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY LOST PROFITS, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF DATA OR OTHERWISE EVEN IF THE COMPANY IS EXPRESSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. Indemnification You agree to defend, indemnify and to hold the Company (including all of its shareholders, directors, members, managers, officers, and employees) harmless from all claims, damages, costs and expenses (including the attorneys’ fees of the indemnified parties) incurred by the Company and arising out of or related to: (i) your access or use of, or your inability to access or use, this website or any of the contents contained in the website or other websites to which it is linked, including but not limited to clams that this website or any other website to which it is linked is obscene, offensive, or defamatory, or that it infringes upon your intellectual property rights; and/or (ii) your breach of these Terms and Conditions. Links to Website By using this website you acknowledge your understanding that the Company may provide links on this website to other websites that are not under the control of the Company. These links are provided for convenience or reference only and the Company makes no representations whatsoever about any other websites that you may access through this website. You may provide links to this website on another website, provided that: (i) the link is a text-only link clearly marked “Pilates Nun,”; (ii) the link must go directly to this website’s home page with a URL http://www. Pilatesnun.com and not to other pages within the website; (iii) the appearance of the link may not give a false suggestion that an entity other than the Company is associated with this website; (iv) the appearance of the link may not be such as to dilute or injure the goodwill associated with the Company and (v) the link, when activated by a user, must display the full screen of this website and not within a “frame” on the linked website. The Company expressly reserves the right to revoke its consent to any link and/or to amend its “Links” policy at any time within its sole discretion. If you wish to link to our website in any manner other than as expressly conditioned above, you must first obtain written approval from the Company, whose approval may be withheld for any reason within its sole discretion. Email Security E-mail messages that you send to the Company by e-mail may not be secure. If you choose to send confidential information to the Company, we will attempt to respond in a timely manner via e-mail, but you assume the risk that a third party may intercept this information. If you wish to maintain secure communications, you should use the telephone. Use of Cookies The Company may collect data regarding the numbers of visitors to the website, the pages visited, and other information pertaining to the users of the website. This data is collected to improve our services. In this regard, we may use data, known as “cookies,” that reside on your computer in order to personalize our services in response to your use of this website. The cookies do not extract information about you. Your browser should allow you to control whether and how you receive cookies. If you choose to delete your cookies, please be advised that you might lose some minor, convenient features of this website. Submissions The Company welcomes your comments regarding this website. However please be advised that any comments, feedback, ideas, suggestions or other communications that the Company receives from you (collectively, “Responses”), which are sent to the Company shall be deemed and remain the exclusive property of the Company. Your submission of any such Responses shall constitute an assignment to the Company of all your rights, titles and interests in such Responses and the Company will have a right to use, reproduce, disclose, publish and distribute any material you submit for any purpose whatsoever, without restriction and without compensating you in any way. Therefore, you should not send us any Responses that you do not wish to assign to us, including any confidential information or any original creative materials. No Unlawful Use As a condition of your use of this website, you warrant that you will not use this website for any unlawful purpose or any purpose prohibited by these terms, conditions and notices. Governing Law This website (excluding any other web sites that are linked to this website) is owned by the Company with principal offices in Seattle, Washington. Therefore by accessing and using this website you agree that the laws of the State of Washington, without regard to conflicts of laws principles shall govern all actions and proceedings arising out of or relating to the use of the website. You also agree and hereby submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of King County, Washington and the United States District Court for the State of Washington with respect to all actions and proceedings arising out of or pertaining to this website. Severability If any part of these Terms and Conditions is determined by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid or unenforceable, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed severed from these Terms and Conditions and such court shall replace such severed provision by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the Terms and Conditions shall continue in effect. Attorneys Fees In the event you breach these Terms and Conditions and the Company is required to retain legal counsel to enforce its rights hereunder (whether the Company commences legal proceedings or not), you agree to pay the costs and reasonable attorneys’ fees incurred by the Company in enforcing its rights. Entire Agreement These Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and the Company with respect to your using and viewing of this website and supersede all prior agreements, whether electronic, oral, or written, between you and the Company regarding the same. A printed version of these Terms and Conditions shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. However if you purchase any product or service from the Company, the terms and conditions pertaining to such purchase and which are stated in a separate purchase order or agreement (as opposed to these Terms and Conditions) shall govern such purchase. I have read and agree to the Terms of Use agreement above.

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